Adele - Daydreams

2:50 PM

September. 1st, 2012

Adele - Daydreams (BEST ALBUM EVER)

So my Friend called me to tell me that our friend & his man broke up because, one of them had cheated on him with the guy WHO, fucked the partner, twice before....

I didn't know gays knew how to timeline so well...

Grindr is one hell of a drug...

As we all should know....

The Gay community is small... 

DEF IN SF

But yet,  we are all so thirsty for the first thing we can grab onto...

Sorry,

Song switch: Adele - Crazy For you... OH MI GWADDDDDDD

On a lucky friday night I can see at least 3 guys at Boybar ( #IloveuD) who I haven't seen hoe'ing on grindr earlier that morning, or hasn't fucked a guy that I know SOMEHOW... 

Fuck Mutual friends on facebook...

Though I never really to much cared for going down and being the slooppy second whore, (Yes sebby...im that girl)... Hell, Thanks for taming his ass, Now its my turn.... 

Back to relationships

Ok, Here ill give u an example:

[AND I QUOTE]

" Omg, so basically his name is !@#$% and we met on grindr, but i tell people we met at peets on market.. Starbucks was too gay... So anyway, we have been together for 3 months and I just moved into his apt in the mission... SO much bigger then my studio apt in little italy, and omg I dont have to catch muni to go to bootycall wednesday's girl ( fingersnap)!!! "

" Um girl... he's 409 feet away on grindr right now."

" Let me go on and talk to my boo"

Grindr is one hell of a drug

BTW if your wondering, they broke up 2 months later and my friend got to keep the cat.... 

Thanks Grindr, your now PETA

If everyone at The lookout was single, it will be a night to remember...

If anyone actually told the truth at lookout, it would be a night to remember..

What im trying to say is, NO, The boy grinding on your dick at qbar, is NOT looking for a unhealthy relationship that you currently looking for by dancing with this drunk stud, thinking to yourself how he would look across from you sipping mimosas at squat and gobble... 

He's def not the guy that gave you 3 pictures off grindr, and told you he would meet you 7 times before, and your still nervously anxiously waiting at the bar the 8th time.... 

He's not The guy that gave u a wink at the mix, because im  89% sure he gave you that wink last week. (His boyfriend was on his way from work BOTH TIMES girl..) #sorryboutit

ANd hes DEF not the ASSHOLE who gives you a double take on telegraph ave, 

you walk up and you exchanges numbers, with both cock raging in front of each others, trying to make that same connection were making by waiting for his number to pop up on my phone...

hmmm. (408) eww

then texts you 15min later asking for a place we can go to cause hes in the closet... EWW

Whatever the broke ass bummy dudes cases are... Stick to your gut. and if your gut is filled with jager shots, then stick with a condom and call it a one nighter...

don't try to find him on facebook the next morning, trying to remember if he told you his last name or not...

#notcute

Sincerely,

Always single